Sh7aga ?

it hasn't been long since i was first referred to a certain blog..
needless to say, it was a reference not that of applause, but one of "6a hatha/y shga3ed y/tigool"

at first I didn't give it much thought, i mean why would i? it's just a post on the internet

bas ashof el salfa imsakhat, u know where there would be a list of "buddies" with links to other blogs .. in an attempt to hold back my prejudice, i thought i'd check it out

bas laitny ga3adt 3ala 7a6ety .. its not personal, i dont even know who most of those guys/girls are, but some of the shit they post is just .. shit?

to make life much more easier, ill list a number of things i noticed on most blogs, a trend if u may:

1- im a muslim, but

a) i drink
b) i think premarital sex is worth talking about with my friends, which i will later post on my blog, which i will then discuss further with my friends, and yet make another post making an account of what has happened in the discussion, by the time im done with all the drama, i would have gotten laid a number of times, which i think ill just post on my blog and talk with my friends about, come back later and make an account of all the ... u get the idea
c) relationships with the other gender mean the world to me.. my existence revolves around them.. i know im hot, but i always seem to bitch on my blog .. i guess deep down inside i crave for the attention and reassurance i might get in the comments
d) i immediately oppose any "islamic" law that is suggested/passed bel majlis

2- im kuwaiti, but

a) i make Kuwait look so bad in my posts on purpose, just because im nostaligic .. i get a hard-on thinking about the days i used to rock dem clubs in the -enter country-
b) not only do i think that the social traditions in kuwait are worthless, i think theyre really worthless theyre worth (ha?) making a post on my blog about them.. ay shay ay shay lama adish mokan rab3y/ahaly ga3deen feh lazim asalim? shakhbaary ely yes'elon 'shlonkom', just get to the point
c) i intend to make everybody else believe that NOTHING is accomplished bel kuwait bedon was6a, just because i was given a ticket for speeding/running a red light o lama khalait sa7bety tekalem weld 3amha ely i3yaal khalat weld yeeranhom kelhom bel daakhelyia 3ala asaas e6aye7 mokhalafty .. ma sawaaly shay lena mo rotba

3- im americanised, westernized.. or whatever the fuck u want to pass on .. so

a) male gay friends are the best
b) ay shay aro7 el jam3eya? 3al agal markaz sel6aan, ee ok
c) 3ady asawy ely abeeh (in the company of friends) in public, even when i know that people might get an (the wrong) impression aw ra7 yethayegoon.. i live my life on a day-to-day basis.. i dont give a fuck im a free spirit

although to some, the above may have come out a bit too strong (esmala, wain ely kelwa7ed is entitled to say whatever whenever wherever), i .. dont care really

NO FUCKING JUDGEMENT