راح أموت صغير

"It's time to do all we can to destroy as much as we can of the infrastructure in the next 12 or 13 hours, and then we'll see what is next," former prime minister Ehud Barak told CNN.

Mashallah, see everyone? I always knew Barak was an angel sent from the heavens above. 3ayazt wana akteb bel Wa6an bel saf7a il akheera / 3ayazt wana ansherr fi saf7at il magalaat bel Qabas to promote this fact.
How could he not be? He's an ex-PM of the zionist regime. Kelllllll wa7id fehom asna3 mn el thaany ba3ad 3omri. They are just defending their "country".

Anyway, before I tell everyone to f... orget it.

Here is the text of the UNSCR 1701. Knock yourselves out.

I'm a linguist, so that makes me two things. One: boring. Two: picky on any written text, and any heard conversation.

"[the violence] caused hundreds of deaths and injuries on both sides, extensive damage to civilian infrastructure and hundreds of thousands of internally displaced persons"

internally displaced? Wel ~1,000,000 Lebanese externally-displaced?

"Hello? What's that now? Oh. No, sorry. I don't think so. No, I don't think any of them were Jews. Yes, yes. Indeed. Yes sir, Mr President. I will go fuck myself. What's that? Oh okay, sure. We'll ALL go fuck ourselves. Come again? Not all of us? Yes, sure, with the exception of the Arab leaders. My bad, yes, so-called leaders. Inshala mawlaana, a7sant yejzaak bel jannah wild 3amy."

Exhibit A:

"encouraging the efforts aimed at urgently settling the issue of the Lebanese prisoners detained in Israel"

Exhibit B:

"emphasizing the need to address urgently the causes that have given rise to the current crisis, including by the unconditional release of the abducted Israeli soldiers"

Did you get it, or should I get the President on the phone 3alashan yetarjem lekom what that means again?

Ba3dain ta3al ya mama, haak ragmy ent bas deg 3alay o ana eb nafsi will "address the causes that have given rise to the current crisis".
Look in your blood(y) archives, Mr Secretary General. Pussy

And also, just because I'm a Care Bear - or Carebear, or care-bear .. hmm, I'm an Arab - so if I wanted to follow the example of my "leaders" I would have to obssess with this stuff. This is all that concerns me. You know what? I'm going to New York to check how to write it. But first, I'll have to fight with my fellow Arabs on who gets on the plane.

Enzain,, because I care, here is something (not)worthy of sharing:

"Calls for a full cessation of hostilities based upon, in particular, the immediate cessation by Hezbollah of all attacks and the immediate cessation by Israel of all offensive military operations"

In particular <-
Hizbollah attacks <-
Israeli offensive military operations <-

Maby a7alif, but I have NO DOUBT IN MY MIND WHATSOEVER that someone in the room where this resolution was put together has raised their hand, and asked: "should we write down 'Israeli defensive military operations', or would that be over-killing it?'


That is all. Let's just say that my imaginery phonecall with Mr President makes a lot more sense, and is a lot more worthy to "live by" than the UNSCR 1701.

PS: If you had Olmert's mobile number right now, what would you write to him in an SMS? Regarding his three set goals. Me? I would write: "6ab winnaby ma tegee enkannkin ya Yehud .. ? :)"


  • Ismillah 3alaik! Hatha title ba3ad?

    Tsk tsk.

    Thanks for the email explaining how to madry shino...im sure its not complicated...will do it asap..until then i will be checking ur blog for updates the old school way :P

    Big Sis :P

    (Just a thought: can my kids play with ur kids when we're old & have kids? Bs i have a feeling ur kids are going to be the hitting kind :P)

    By Blogger Delicately Realistic, at 13.8.06  

  • inzain im not really into politics.. bs its nice to see that u updated ya temetwir!

    By Blogger rahab al majed | رَحَـبْ المــاجِـدْ, at 13.8.06  

  • dc,
    يشيب ابن ادم وتشب منه خصلتان، الحرص
    وطول الأمل
    and i think i'm learning (this is regarding the title obviously)

    - shyab 6ary our "chalaadrin"? shaak ena ilsalfa feha inna, golay sh3endich
    shofay ana abasi6 lech ilmas'ala, etha tabeen tathmineen our kids play together all you have to do is give my mom ragam bait one of your friends or family who you think astahelha o laygatly..
    that way, e3yalech yenamoon 3endena ba3ad mara wa7da

    no comment on the 'hitting kind', shda3wa :|

    elwa7ed shyegdar yegol yam3awda, ga3ed emjabel hal akhbaar o elsani sayer sh6oola .. bas enshala haanat khal tehda elomor net6aman 3alaihom ba3dain enshala we return to regular programming :)

    ma geltooly what would you send to Olmert il... in an SMS

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 14.8.06  

  • اسمعت لو ناديت حيا
    و لكن لا حياة لمن تنادي

    got it

    By Blogger Diver, at 14.8.06  

  • طبعا عفية عليهم زعماء إسرائيل
    لو عند حكامنا ربع خوفهم على شعبهم

    جان وضعنا غير
    بس عيزت وآنا أقولها
    حكامنا خونة

    By Blogger Hazolat, at 14.8.06  

  • Temetwir,

    "I'm a linguist, so that makes me two things. One: boring. Two: picky"

    "They are just defending their "country"."

    If you were picky, you would've emphasized "their" not "country" ;)
    Bad linguist, bad!

    Apart from that, no comment.

    By Blogger MBH, at 14.8.06  

  • OH MY GOD!

    Tara inta tkhari3ny sa3at....! U said something that only someone in my own family would say! I'll explain later, but im in a hurry....To this day I sometimes think ur my bro although i know its impossible.

    3ela salfat ilmara :P mawjoda...bs rid ilq8 o y9eer khair :P

    By Blogger Delicately Realistic, at 14.8.06  

  • scarlo,
    enkankin is a long story
    and that's a great sms

    sa7 elsanek, sedagt wallah.. aham shay al7een gamaw yet7achon o yeshadidon 3ala el 3elagat bain el dowal el islameya
    6er6angeya hal gaadda il3arab :)

    atwaga3 ro'asa wozara israel il... daafe3hom deeny gabel la yekon seyaasi, a religou-political agenda of sorts

    now THAT, ilgaada il3arab will never have as it seems heh

    heh THEY say it, not me ..
    o apart from that, what's your SMS to olmert

    - shgelt?
    - meno ;] o inshala ma bagy shay warid elkwait, so you better deliver!

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 14.8.06  

  • Temetwir,
    I just noticed your "hidden message" :p
    and laughed at it!
    I might even go back to old posts and look for more hidden stuff!

    I would write an SMS, but the profanity is so extreme that words can't express what I feel.
    Want an example? Watch "Jay & Silent Bob: Strike Back" -- The part with the hookers.

    By Blogger MBH, at 14.8.06  

  • mbh,
    it's alive, IT'S ALIIIIVE..
    The Temetwir Code heh

    hathy Vintage allah yathkerha belkhair, she was the first to spot a clue of the code ;]

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 14.8.06  

  • You know, i read the thing...and the scheming through it, the FIRST thing i noticed was the hezbollah "attacks" and israelis "offensive military" w 3ala goltek, someone was itching to write 'defensive...'

    in my opinion, Hezbollah without a doubt won this one. Several arab countries couldnt hold israel for more then 6 days, and hezbollah, held for 1 month. Now im familiar with some of the circumstances [ie; excuses] as to why the arab nations failed, however , if we're gonna talk about setbacks hezbollah had much more.

    kel 3ada, love ur analysis, and as for olmert, isnt his time almost up? i hear his folks just arent happy with him no more..

    and whats with intensive bombing the hours leading up to the ceasefire [your first quote] just to remind the international community the nature of israeli war acts..oh and, once again, israeli is charged with war crimes, all bets say they will be dropped within a months time

    By Blogger Faith, at 14.8.06  

  • i would tell u what i would SMS olmert bas la fashla =D

    o lol @ hidden msg..is it just that one word or am i missing something? you rebel you

    By Blogger Faith, at 14.8.06  

  • Basically, kilmat "chalaadrin" hathy waraha qo9aaaaa ib baitna....its part of the DR-family lingo :P

    By Blogger Delicately Realistic, at 14.8.06  

  • Would it be wrong to SMS the following: "Fi naar jahannam"? Can't think of anything I would like to say to that...that...that thing.

    By Blogger BeeCrazy, at 15.8.06  

  • Can we send MMS?


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 15.8.06  

  • faith,
    i think olmert is definitely frowned upon, he failed to achieve anything he claimed he was set out to achieve .. DESPITE the blind support from the US and the turning of a blind eye by the arab govts.
    many have wrote since the first days that hes trying too hard to live up to something that would make him 'a hero' as sharon is viewed because of the latter's participation in wars ..
    he failed miserably in the war phase, and he will fail again in the upcoming talks, just you wait and see

    *yeah its only that single hidden msg here heh

    esmich dc, not DR .........
    o enzain ya3ni i passed the first test: "yet7acha methelna"? :)

    btw how did the thing MBH tell you about work out for you?

    digital nomad,
    i love that message .. and there isnt much anyone CAN say to that thing these days, if you know what i mean :)

    btw, loving your nick

    i think we should send him that, but i think we should send him the drawings/letters on Arfana's space first

    not that he would feel anything of course, but just to prove our point in that comparison!

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 15.8.06  

  • What goes around, comes around...

    By Blogger Bella Color, at 15.8.06  

  • Enkankiiiin looooooool!! 7adha e3jebatny hal kela!! Well the sms is now for 60 film so i guess i won't send him one cause it's really above what he worths ;)

    U know... I was trying to reach your site for more than 10 times but there is still some problem with it when i'm using the firfox... I'm using IE now... Thought u may know the answer dude :)

    By Blogger Dakhtour, at 15.8.06  

  • bella,
    what do you mean?
    i ask because i don't think we ever talked about your stance on the war in the first place

    would make for a good sms though

    gabel cham kaan? chena wayed 60 3ala sms?
    bas e wala sedagt, that's what he's really worth at the end of the day

    and abt FF, i just checked its working .. hmm

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 15.8.06  

  • -> On the 60 fils note :: It's not 60 fils.
    20 fils for local SMS & 50 fils for international SMS.
    This is MTC's new price-policy.

    I don't know if Wataniya had changed theirs as well.

    By Blogger MBH, at 16.8.06  

  • you know as much as i hate reading politics and i try to refrain as much as possible from stating my opinions .... but i find myself forced to read the whole article thanks to your style which mixes sarcasim with seriousness besides using simple 3araby - English ... its much better than reading some of those boring horrible articles in the newspapers were you need a dictionary if not a translator to understand what is said ..... keep it up :)

    By Blogger متفرغ, at 16.8.06  

  • MBH,

    أقول، شغل استبياع وقلة ادب طالعلي فيها فتوة فصله وشنب مو هني صدقني

    بتصير ريال اهلا وسهلا, اما اذا تبي تلزم على سوالف اليهال هذي فمن الحين اقولك تاكل تبن وتقلب ويهك وريلك فوق راسك بعد

    اذا عندك شي غير المسخره الي انت عايش فيها تفضل يبا دق من اليوم ورايح ومايصير خاطرك الا طيب
    +44 (0) 191 222 0887
    لا اتعب حالك وتشتط هني

    شغلك اذا يمشي بغير هالمكان ما يمشي عندي, نصيحتي لك تثقل وتستحي على ويهك عشان ماحد يزعلك حبوب
    كلها جم اسبوع وراد الديره, طيعني ما راح تسوى عليك انك تغلط من اليوم ورايح

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.8.06  

  • الزهرمار,
    the number in the previous comment was published backwards for some reason.. it's 44 0(191) 222 0887

    hala 7abeebi e3therni i was commenting as you were masheftik

    thank you for the kind words, sir :)
    they are truly appreciated and cherished

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.8.06  

  • 9ara7a ma grait el-post.. bass there's a hidden word =|

    By Blogger Sedna, at 16.8.06  

  • sedna,
    let me guess, took you a while for the white background to load? :p

    and yeah, MBH awal wa7ed 6aa7 3alay :|

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.8.06  

  • *scrolls up and reads comments*

    Damn. And I felt smart for a while... grrr

    By Blogger Sedna, at 16.8.06  

  • sedna,
    there there now ;]

    chayky emailech

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.8.06  

  • hmmmm well, i dont like to talk about my political views in details... But, since u asked, here it goes. Im going to keep my answer simple:

    GOD bless Hizoballah!

    By Blogger Bella Color, at 17.8.06  

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