ريّان

Meet Rayaan. Say 'hi rayaan' everyone. Every guy in the past 6 six years who has been "living" must have know one Rayaan. These are the men whose lives changed. They have seen the light. Indeed they have.

A Rayaan is the kind of girl that every guy wishes to end up with - the whole "forever" thing that is. She's the only woman who surpasses the laws of physics and biology for every one single young man. Our buddhist friends call it Nirvana - or so I claim and wrongfully report; we gentlemen just know it as an ideal. Here, in the sense of "a Rayaan".

A Rayaan is the girl all girls deep down inside want to be. Untouchable, and all about class. In the literal sense.
If you're an aspiring young woman, and you want to believe you're a Rayaan, all you have to do is ask yourself this: how many men have known me? If the answer is more than one, then you too are living testament to the fact that all girls want to be her. And of course, you're not her. It's nothing personal, really.

A Rayaan is the only kind of girl that guys don't talk about with friends. That's because Rayaan demands respect. In all its forms. Guys, voluntarily or otherwise, supply it. Loads and loads of it. And a Rayaan knows that already. It's like the unwritten rule or something. Yes, that's probably it.

Again, if you think you're a Rayaan, then ask yourself: did it ever occur that I thought some guy talked about me with his friends? Or, if a friend, a cousin, even the mother of this guy knows about me? If yes, then you're not a Rayaan. You want to be her. Even if you deny it, there will always be a voice inside that knows it's true.

By now, all the guys who have known a Rayaan are nodding their heads. It's like a cult or something. You know how people just know things about each other without saying a word? That's what the "I've known a Rayaan" club members have. Of course, as the unwritten rule dictates, no one talks about it.

As stated, a Rayaan is the kind of woman every guy aspires to end up with. The beauty of it all is that there is no certain criteria fitting to a Rayaan. That's because every single Rayaan is unique in her own way. Yet, they all possess certain traits that let guys know that no matter what happens, they will forever respect them.

Even if a guy knows a Rayaan, along with a bunch of other ditzy chicks, sooner or later, he will leave everyone for her. By the time he realizes what a Rayaan is worth, nothing ever lives up to his expectations. Except her.

Which is why you girls who by now know are not a Rayaan know why friends and cousins and the sort know 'about you'.

Rayaan is the girl who guys think of in terms of a house, kids, education, and a future. If you thought talking with 'your guy' about what to name 'your babies' as something that means anything, then you now know you're not a Rayaan.

A Rayaan is that young lady which guys will never ever wish to go out with at the moment because in their heads they want bigger and better things both for her and for them together.

Gentlemen who still are clueless as to who Rayaan is, we at Men Headquarters feel sorry for you and wish you will experience the pleasure (or agony, depending on how you see it) of knowing the form a true, perfect woman takes. Rest assured, you will come across one Rayaan. Chances are, though, she will break your heart. Without her ever knowing it.

Unfortunately, we cannot give any examples of ex-Rayaans because of the unwritten rule.

edit: I changed the name from Sara to Rayaan because I was impartial to the name 'sara' and was asked 'shma3na sara'. A legitimate question, o 7ada mako sebab. So now it's a name I love and which 'means something' to me.
As for 'shma3na Rayaan', it's what I intend to name my daughter inshalla.

For those who don't know, its the name of one of the doors to heaven (baab il sa'imeen to be exact).