Movies

Something to ease the tension from the past couple of posts.

1. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
2. There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pu .. ssy.
3. The best teacher anyone can get is the University of Life.
4. Anybody who tells you that money is the root of all evil, doesn't fucking have any.
5. It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.
6. There is no spoon.
7. You're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.
8. Don't let yourself get attached to anything you're not willing to walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
9. This whole court is out of order.
10. I don't know about that, father. Your guy may be bigger than my guy up there, but my guy is bigger than your guy down here.
11. I lied to you. I did fuck Alice.
12. A man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
13. I don't want to talk about it because we've lost a lot of good men out there.
14. I haven't had a fuck like that since grade school.
    
15. It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
16. Please, man. Married life is easy. You only got one woman to satisfy.
17. You're damned right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it.
18. You do not talk about Fight Club.
    
19. It's all about bucks kid. The rest is conversation.
20. Is my job here to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?
21. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
22. What's so great about the truth? Try lying for a change, it's the currency of the world.
23. Act as if.
24. I am Jack's wasted life.
    
25. Right motherfucker, now where's my money?
26. A lot of holes in the desert; and a lot of problems buried in those holes.
27. From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries into each muffin. An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
28. How am I funny? Like a clown? What, do I amuse you? What the fuck is so funny about me. Tell me, you tell me.
29. You ever seen one of these? Have you ever used one? Don't ever.. because, they're very VERY bad. But right now, I need you to aim it at the bad guy who's following us, and shoot him right in the head.
30. I get paid to be suspicious when there's nothing to be suspicious about.
31. Mad respect for not giving respect. I feel you.
32. The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.
33. A wiseguy is always right. Even when he's wrong, he's right.
34. You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?
    
35. They build jails because of me.
36. Yeah? Suck my dick bitch, I know people.
37. My mama always says life's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonn get.
38. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack-rock.. I became a stock broker.
39. 1 in every 3 black males is at some point in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do those people have a racial commitment to crime?
40. I'm gonna teach you a real lesson now mafakah, put yo fuckin' mouth on the curb. NOW.
41. It was great to be Catholic and go to confession. You could start over every week.
42. You just hate me 'cause am black.
43. Show me the money!
44. Freedom is never having to say you're sorry.
45. Vanity, definitely my favourite sin.
46. That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
47. You need people like me so you can point your fingers at and say that's the bad guy. You're never gonna see a bad guy like me.
    
48. A simple thank you would've been nice.
49. Explain this to me like I'm a six year old.
50. Me? Lawyer fucked me, everybody in here is innocent. Didn't you know that?
51. First you hate them then you get used to them. Enough time passes and you depend on them, that's institutionalized.
52. I don't want them bribed. I want this to be legal. I want them bought.
    
53. Sun-tzu: If your enemy is superior, evade him. If angry, irritate him. If equally matched, fight, and if not split and reevaluate.
54. A player. Or nothing.
55. When I say "This is a friend of mine", that means you're a connected guy. If I said instead, "This is a friend of ours", that would mean you a made guy. Capiche?
56. Our rules supercede those of the outside world.
57. Nothing personal. It's just business.
58. How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.
59. On a long enough timeline, everybody's survival rate drops to zero.
    
60. Love? Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.