Temetwir

12.10.05

انا اخلصكم.. بس فضوها سيره


edit: (N)ABEEEEH .. maskooh bas, wetshofon ely yeserkom wen ma saar redoha 3alay teyee eb wayhe ana akfel el deera khalaas .. قضيّ الأمر


Play: "3alaik Wa7id"
Characters: Il Khrafy (JK) in his Maybach, Sh Salem Il Ali, Saayeg il Maybach (Temetwir)
Plot: JK recieves a phonecall from SA, JK asks Temetwir to put the call on speaker. Temetwir takes out his mobile and records the whole thing.


Klakaait Scene 1, Take 19, "3alaik Wa7id" .. Action

JK: *walaih, hatha shyaby daag?* alo..?
SA: hala wala shlonek akheenna? awal shay wedy agolek ena wenne3im fek ent wahalek. bas latkhaly 7ad yesteghelek 3aad khalek emfati7
JK: la yoba ergid waamen, manee b 7aajat 7ad 3ashan ate7akak.. SHTABI?
SA: ent mas'ooletik enek tesooun el distoor yakhooy.. deer balek
JK: enzain? SHTABI ya3ni? sh3endek daag?

SA: ha? shesma.. agol ya3ni .. shda3waaaa, goly.. shgaalek Il Ameer?

JK: nafs ma ektebaw bel jarayed, 3ad ent latseer de3la itsadeg kel 7arf.. bas ya3ni, ekheth bel mathmon

SA: shda3wa? okay.. gooly shgaal 3aad? ma astaahel? 6alabtek..

JK: Il Ameer gaal ina ra'es el wizara khosh ewlaid o ana ajaded el thega feeh .. w tara elthefr ma ye6la3 mn el la7am, o balaghni Il Ameer eny agol 7ag il shella ena yet'thamenoon ma3a Bo Nasir - yakhi mo same3 eb bet on the winning horse?

SA:
*gassat wayh* enzain, bas ham ana arid wagolek deer balek 3al distoor yakhi, mayjoz ely ga3ed yseer bel balad

JK: SHTABI ya3ni .. shsayer? shet7achy 3ana?

SA: Nasir Il M7amad lageeha sebahlala 6aaye7la tekhetim b hal maraseem, w Il Ameer ma yadri

JK: ok ana ams 3enda, o Sh. Mish3al garaalah el marsoom ely mafaadah ena Bo Naasir ye7athir jalsat eftetaa7 el maailes .. SHTABI?

SA: shda3wa, goly .. wagga3ah? basseed 3alaih shay Jasoom tekfa

JK: wallah 3ad e7na meshaina, wana gelt lek kel eli sheftah 3ad, ana b waady went b waady, o ent ta3al ta3al.. habaabek metsha6e6 "7afeth 3al distor" o "7afeth 3al distor" went egtera7ek belajna el tholatheya gair-destoory.. ma lagok wayh wala faddaw kettaabek bel jarayed, daag 3al bo-3abdile6eef 3ashan yansherlek? el3ab gairha

SA: eeh, bas hathy lajna mosaa3dah .. akeed laha 7isba khaassa

JK: la ya mama, la ya 7abeebi .. lako shay esma lajna mosaa3da, wala 3endena gair Il Ameer bel osra.. yoba el osra kelha ma laha mawge3 e3raab bel destoor, SHTABI ent al7een? .. wa7acheek taraak lajaitna daag 3alaina nesaayef elail, 3alamek 6aag-ha so7ba.. etha 3endek shay latyeeny etsa7ib 7achi .. deg 3ala Bo Naasir w tewaa3ad ma3aah bel mazra3a, shalaih, starbucks.. kaifkom tenyaazoun.. 6alle3 eli b galbek kella 7agah.. ana shako

SA: ha? khalas.. eeh .. okay, 3ad el3asham feek mawasseek

JK: *sadda b wayha*

17 Comments:

  • Hi Temetwir. I have been following your blog and like some of your ideas and writing combined. I invite you to write a piece for our new regional collaborative literary blog at:

    www.inkaleidoscope.blogspot.com

    Please consider it. Your input would be appreciated and greatly valued. Thanks.

    By Blogger Kaleidoscope, at 12.10.05  

  • Boy..that must've taken a lot out of you to write it all down...ew ye3jibnee kalamak...Allah yaster...

    By Blogger MissCosmoKuwait, at 12.10.05  

  • eclectic, thank u for the offer will do take into consideration.. cheers

    misscosmo, heh not at all.. besides, shakelha 3adat.. a7la shay bel mawtho3 sh. jabir is still boss, contrary to common belief

    gaayelekom el q8iyeen mafia, family comes first, bas ma7ad yesma3 el7achi

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 13.10.05  

  • u forgot to mention "6al 3omrek"

    ;p

    By Blogger Brava Valentia, at 13.10.05  

  • mother courage
    محد طال عمرك احد الله وكيلج

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 13.10.05  

  • okay lemme get this ... the conversation is between S/A and J/K ... so why is mohammed al sabah's pic attached ?

    By Blogger Brava Valentia, at 13.10.05  

  • mother courage
    mm dont u know the full story?
    anyway (as u have noticed)i edited the post so to make it clear why i think SA ma3enda salfa

    my point being (I)we'll all be better off (if)when sh dr. m7amad becomes MP in the next 10 days

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 14.10.05  

  • OUI, exactement !

    By Blogger Brava Valentia, at 14.10.05  

  • je vous appreciez votre n'avez parle jamais le francais

    3ogda ya naas!

    anyway, glad to cu agreeing

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 14.10.05  

  • oh boy , u like to write .. 7elwa hathi (Klakaait Scene 1, Take 19, "3alaik Wa7id" .. Action)

    By Blogger Sailor, at 14.10.05  

  • oh u forgot to mention : JK is getting married to another women with two kids and he has a tomboy doughter , just to put drama in the situation methel mosalsalat hal yomeen . oh they suck

    By Blogger Sailor, at 14.10.05  

  • hehe you were either fasting when you wrote this or just had one hell of a meal! =P

    By Blogger Spontaneousnessity, at 15.10.05  

  • Intresting :P

    By Blogger Rimyoleta, at 15.10.05  

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    By Blogger Sailor, at 15.10.05  

  • sailor zain e3jebtik, o la tensa ely tezawaj a woman with two kids and has a tomboy daughter is a minister heheh .. shoot me but i think its watchable - o btw 3ala yom inshala, tislam

    spont. interesting observation, both could be extremely true.. kent yo3an if its a matter of life or death for u to know

    rimyoleta u should say that about malek 3abdala and his ms. walters interview heh

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.10.05  

  • nice one, ma sewat 3al rayal ta7acha bel jrayed maskeen

    By Blogger kila ma6goog, at 16.10.05  

  • kila ma6goog hala wala.. ur right, ma siwat 3alaih .. im just wishing SIJ yet7asaf when the 'final decision' is made

    By Blogger Temetwir, at 16.10.05  

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