الديمو غ راطية = إلكتد بي أم

1. why does it make a difference how you turn in bed, i.e. if you want to roll on to your right .. you can either roll to your right straight ahead.. or, check this if you don't believe me, you would feel differently if you roll under yourself .. shda3wa pulling G's eb hal turn
2. why does pizza taste totally different if you eat ib tharaaba with a fork and knife, as opposed to the 'traditional' way of eating pizza
3. by the same token, why does food taste better when you eat with your hands .. ya ba3ad 3omri yal m6abag
4. why do guys think virgins have 'to bleed' .. relax, asshole, you didn't marry a whore
5. who exactly are "il naas" when someone says "il naas habbat eb x went lal7eenek 3ala y" .. or "taby il naas teth7ak 3alaik?"
6. is there a difference between "dayyin" and "meltezim"
7. if so, then why does something like "shimwadeek el strip club" trigger a response of "yaak 3ad il 3alaamah, khalna nestanis"
8. why does it offend friends/acquaintances when, for example, i question and counter what they have to say or do .. i may be agreeing with you .. so why is a 'question' taken as 'a disapproval' .. 3ash socrates
9. bill gates made a fortune of 50 billion dollars .. was he optimistic, or was he pessimistic
10. how come majority of people i know think that my saying "the glass is half empty" (as opposed to half full) is taken to mean i'm pessimistic .. motherfucker even if it was full, i still would want a full bottle, even then, i still would want 10 bottles
11. why do i get the impression that 'being optimistic' is taken to be a sign of happiness .. i think it's a sign of boredom .. where do you stand?
12. aren't kuwait, along with cuba, the last two communist countries in the world?
13. laish mako zelem yegool "real democracy in kuwait is with electing a prime minister"
    
14. if .. 3afwan, when .. a7mad il fahad becomes PM (be barakat Baba 3oud), and only then 'agrees' (be barakat Baba 3oud, still) to the 5 dawa'er .. el nas betgol islaa7y?
15. how come people think solar energy is cost-effective? 3ala ay asaas ya3ni
16. laish lama agool "il 6eb wel handasa ma lehom mostagbal bel kwait", the reply almost always comes "3ayal shely yamshy belkwait?" .. al7en ent shako shely yamshi, 3aabil bely geltlek eyaah belawal .. i.e. how does that even relate
17. for the guys: girl who can paint, or girl who likes cars .. who's more appealling? 7aas feek yaly gelt 'thentainhom mayte6awifoun' .. sa7 elsanik
    
18. is there a difference between what is immoral (unethical?) and what is said or known to be forbidden?
19. itha chees el esmint wosal 1,300 (sherra mn don da3m) in 2006, by 2016 .. cham yosal fi thell el 3elagat el khalejeya el iraneya?
20. if 3awaad barad has 3 totally unrelated demands everyday, 6 days a week, does that make him a nagger or does that make him an active member of parliament? regardless of how silly 3awaadoo can be